does anyone else feel like tumblr is following people w/o ur doing it

reblog if you’re a stupid virgin who can’t drive

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fakekeenanblogger:

2UMMER014 MUSIC VIDEO by Andrew Keenan-Bolger

I would be 100% lying if I said I wasn’t excited to post my #2UMMER video just so the folks on tumblr would make some trendy GIFs of it. Thanks guys, you never let me down :D

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blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

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agentdanascullys:

QUEEN BEEa playlist for the cannibal queen

01. money power glory - lana del rey 02. primadonna - marina & the diamonds 03. i’m a lady -santigold 04. don’t fucking tell me what to do - robyn 05. murda bizness - iggy azalea ft. t.i 06. bow down (i been on) - beyonce 07. gold guns girls - metric 08. how to be a heartbreaker - marina & the diamonds 09. cannibal - kesha 10. i’m legit - nicki minaj ft. ciara 11. i’m good at being bad - tlc 12. boys wanna be her - peaches

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keelayjams:

A bowl of salad in the seat of a wheelchair rolling down the street unassisted

life is fragile and beautiful

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